Cheese Boy



i wish animal crossing was real like u walk into a new town dirt poor and suddenly u have a career and people who like u

#jean valjean



how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.


A+ relationship: Playing video games together, rough sex, pizza and awful humor that only you two can laugh at. 

Who would be the best rapper if rap were a thing in the GoT universe?



hodor and bran would be like the best crew

# harder better faster hodor



Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.

Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.

Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.

Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.

Nice monster hospitals would be amazing

Someone write a book about this.








This is why i think Avatar should be R rated 

If you wanted to take it a step further, you could argue that water benders could take out all the fluid from someones body, turning them into a mummified husk 

and a highly skilled metal bender could control the iron in another person’s blood, kinda like what Magneto does in X-Men a lot

What a great time to be anaemic.

earthbender ambushes

waterbenders surfing through the battlefield on a wave of blood.

"on a wave of blood" 

but yes, let us continue with this gore fest!

Is there possibly a way that firebenders or airbenders could raise the body temperature of an individual to the point where your burning/melting from the inside out?

or what about earthbenders being able to break bones since bones are made up of various metals of course along with non-metals but that’s beside the point?

god bless this fandom. we’re all growing up and turning into psychos

firebenders could heat up a persons body so they could burn from the inside out. Or boil blood.


who writes these lines?? who is the smartass fucker that writes these?? it makes me sick


you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me


One of my favourite things about the ASOIAF series is that the scariest, creepiest House, the House were flaying is a family tradition, the House which hunts people for sport, the House which gruesomely tortures dozens, the House based at the Dreadfort –  has the sigil colour of pink.

Like the most “girly” colour given to the most disturbing House.

How cool is that?  


10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans

reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser