Cheese Boy
Government: We want to keep pregnancy rates in young girls down!
Government: *Has terrible sex education for young girls*
Government: *Charges lots of money for birth control*
Government: *Charges lots of money for pregnancy tests*
Government: *Charges lots of money for plan b pills*
Government: *Is against abortion*
poopinthespeedforce:


Fallout: New Vegas (2010)

poopinthespeedforce:

Fallout: New Vegas (2010)

halloweengoblinqueen:

tbh Ramsay’s probably not all that smart. Like, he’s cunning on some level and creative when it comes to torturing people, but if I tried to have an intellectual conversation with him he’d probably just get confused and angry. But that’s okay. We all have our own special talents. I’m a writer, and I make up characters. Ramsay makes up people too—but he makes them out of different people. Don’t let the haters get you down, RamRam. (◡‿◡✿)

beggars-opera:

If you are ever feeling sad or inadequate, just remember:

There is almost a 100% chance that at some point in time, your favorite historical figure fell up the stairs.

thisbridgecalledmyback:

validx2:

lmao

ENOUGH
Who did you kill for your URL

sandorclegane:

i killed my first man at twelve. ive lost count of how many ive killed since then. high lords with old names, fat rich men dressed in velvet, knights puffed up like bladders with their honors, yes, and women and children too- they’re all meat, and im the butcher. 

I always did my duty.

more-fandoms-than-prospects:

Hannibal does les mis

more-fandoms-than-prospects:

Hannibal does les mis

ladyofthedreadfort:

loveyourcrookedneighbour:

thegreatestgreyjoy:

ladyofthedreadfort:

BOLTON, NOT SNOW, NEVER SNOW, YOU MUST REMEMBER HIS NAME.


"Shhh, my sweet Reek…"


"I grow weary of your games with your creature, bastard."

*seizures of mirth* I knew I could count on you guys.

ladyofthedreadfort:

loveyourcrookedneighbour:

thegreatestgreyjoy:

ladyofthedreadfort:

BOLTON, NOT SNOW, NEVER SNOW, YOU MUST REMEMBER HIS NAME.

"Shhh, my sweet Reek…"

"I grow weary of your games with your creature, bastard."

*seizures of mirth* I knew I could count on you guys.

jaclcfrost:

why do greek gods have to fuck up so much shit god damn just stay on your mountain and eat your fucking ambrosia and leave people alone